ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

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silentdimension:

Still the most amazing opening credits ever.

silentdimension:

Still the most amazing opening credits ever.

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minuiko:

I wanted to fit Khione’s quote in there too (“Jason will grace my throne room”) but technically she says that to Piper, so :B

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weepingdahleks:

the amount of sass in classic who is too much

weepingdahleks:

the amount of sass in classic who is too much

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minuiko:

ilyone:

And this is why this doesn’t happen to Thalia ^^ 
I wanted to draw this as soon as I saw Minuiko’s post, I hope this is fine ;p 

I love you.

minuiko:

ilyone:

And this is why this doesn’t happen to Thalia ^^ 

I wanted to draw this as soon as I saw Minuiko’s post, I hope this is fine ;p 

I love you.

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monkeyscandance:

As Jason and Piper drop by to pay the Levesque-Zhangs a visit, they retell the story of how Jason and Percy are locked in a stalemate battle of beards: whoever shaves first looses. Jason is pretty sure he is going to win though, because Percy can only grow a tiny stache. 
Bonus image: Piper and Jason show the picture to Nico.

Disclaimer: I don’t think Ryan Gosling is a good Jason fancast, but it was just hilarious to me.

monkeyscandance:

As Jason and Piper drop by to pay the Levesque-Zhangs a visit, they retell the story of how Jason and Percy are locked in a stalemate battle of beards: whoever shaves first looses. Jason is pretty sure he is going to win though, because Percy can only grow a tiny stache. 

Bonus image: Piper and Jason show the picture to Nico.

Disclaimer: I don’t think Ryan Gosling is a good Jason fancast, but it was just hilarious to me.

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october31st1981:

James Potter not having grown up around young children because he was the only child of elderly parents and going over to Lily’s while her cousins are over and holding a baby for the first time and looking at Lily like, WHAT IS THIS THING I WANT TWELVE.

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

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I had my first scenes with the TARDIS the other day. In fact, I had an argument with the TARDIS. I fell through it. I had to bang on the doors, and the doors weren’t shut properly, so in front of all the crew I went flying through it. It’s on camera. I thought, ‘Oh my goodness, I’ve broken the Tardis, everyone’s going to hate me.’

(Source: itsnorthern)

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